AAAD Disorder ...

 

 Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder. 

 

Age-Activated Attention-Deficit Disorder.

 

This is how it manifests: 

 

I decide to water my garden.
As I turn on the hose in the driveway,
I look over at my car and decide it needs washing. 

 

As I start toward the garage,
I notice mail on the porch table that 
I brought up from the mail box earlier. 

 

I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.

 

I lay my car keys on the table,
Put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, 
And notice that the can is full.

 

So, I decide to put the bills back
On the table and take out the garbage first... 

 

But then I think,
Since I'm going to be near the mailbox 
When I take out the garbage anyway, 
I may as well pay the bills first.

 

I take my check book off the table,
And see that there is only one check left.
My extra checks are in my desk in the study,
So I go inside the house to my desk where 
I find the can of Pepsi I'd been drinking .

 

I'm going to look for my checks,
But first I need to push the Pepsi aside 
So that I don't accidentally knock it over. 

 

The Pepsi is getting warm,
And I decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.

 

As I head toward the kitchen with the Pepsi,
A vase of flowers on the counter 
Catches my eye--they need water.

 

I put the Pepsi on the counter and
Discover my reading glasses that 
I've been searching for all morning. 
I decide I better put them back on my desk, 
But first I'm going to water the flowers. 

 

I set the glasses back down on the counter ,
Fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote. 
Someone left it on the kitchen table. 

 

I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, 
I'll be looking for the remote, 
But I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, 
So I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, 
But first I'll water the flowers.

 

I pour some water in the flowers,
But quite a bit of it spills on the floor. 

 

So, I set the remote back on the table,
Get some towels and wipe up the spill. 

 

Then, I head down the hall trying to
Remember what I was planning to do. 

 

At the end of the day:
The car isn't washed,
The bills aren't paid,
There is a warm can of
Pepsi sitting on the counter,
The flowers don't have enough water,
There is still only 1 check in my check book,
I can't find the remote,
I can't find my glasses,
And I don't remember what I did with the car keys.
Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today,

I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day,
And I'm really tired.

 

I realize this is a serious problem,
And I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail.... 

 

Do me a favor
Forward this page to everyone you know,

https://Jokes.From.Us.com/aaad-disorder.html
 
Because I don't remember who I've sent it to. 

 

Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!

 

P.S. I don't remember who sent it to me, so if it was you,

I'm sorry.