Reading ...

 

One morning a husband returns to the cabin after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

 

Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out, since it is such a beautiful day.

 

She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

 

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat.

 

He pulls up alongside the woman and says," Good morning, Ma'am, what are you doing"?

 

"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious"?)

 

"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.

 

"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."

 

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to write you up a ticket."

 

"For reading a book"? she replies.

 

"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her again.

 

"But officer, I'm not fishing, I'm reading."

 

"Yes, but you have all the equipment.

 

For all I know you could start fishing at any moment.

 

I'll have to write you up a ticket and you'll have to pay a fine."

 

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.

 

"But I haven't even touched you," says the Game Warden.

 

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."

 

"Have a nice day ma'am," and he immediately departed.

 

 

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

 

Sure God created man before woman.

But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece!!