Cowboy ? ...

 An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.

As he sat sipping his coffee, a young  woman sat down next to him..

She turned to the  cowboy and asked,

 

'Are you a real cowboy?'

He  replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts,  working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling  calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn,  fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs,  so I guess I am a cowboy.'

She said, 'I'm a  lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked  women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about  naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women.  When I watch TV, I think about naked women..

 

It seems  everything makes me think of naked women.'

The  two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later,  a young man sat down  on the other side of the old cowboy and asked,

 

'Are you  a real cowboy?'

He replied, 'I always thought I  was, but I just found out  I'm a  lesbian