The Bathtub Test ...

During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the director,
How do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized ?

"Well," said the director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub … "

"Oh, I understand," I said.  "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"NO" said the director, "

A normal person would pull the plug.

Do you want a bed near the window? 
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