Dodge 3500

I bought a new Dodge 3500 Ram Tri-Flex Fuel Truck 

 

It'll run on hydrogen, gasoline, or E85.

 

Had to go back to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work.

 

The service technician explained that the radio was voice-activated.

 

'Nelson', the technician said to the radio.

 

The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'

 

'Willie!' he continued, and 'On The Road, Again' came from the speakers.

 

Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant 'Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.

 

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say,

'Beethoven', I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,

'Beatles', I'd get one of their awesome songs.

 

Well, yesterday, a woman ran a red light and nearly smashed into my new truck, but luckily I swerved in time to avoid her. 

 

I yelled at her, 'Crazy Bitch!!'.

 

The radio replied, "Hillary or Pelosi?"

 

I love this truck!!!

 

I can't believe my grandparents voted Democrat this year in Ft. Lauderdale.

 

They NEVER would have done that when they were alive!!!