Psychotherapy for Seniors ...

 

 How to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity in RETIREMENT..

 

• At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on, point a hair dryer at passing cars and watch them slow down!
  
  
• On all your check stubs, write, "For Sexual Favors"
  
  
• Skip down the street rather than walk, and see how many looks you get.
  
  
• With a serious face, order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat.
  
  
• Sing along at The Opera.
  
  
• When the money comes out of the ATM, scream
  'I Won! I Won!'
  
  
• When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the car park, yelling,
  'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
  
  
• Tell your children over dinner, 'Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go....'
  
  
• Pick up a box of condoms at the pharmacy, go to the counter and ask where the fitting room is.
  
  
• And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity:
  
  My Favorite...
  
  
• Go to a large Department store's fitting room, drop your drawers to your ankles and yell out,
  "There's no paper in here!"
  
  
  

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