Three soybeans ...
A Pastor was going through his wife's desk drawer and discovered an envelope with 3 soybeans and $30 in cash.
So he asker about it.
The wife said, "Well I have to confess.
Over the last 30 years, every time you preached a poor sermon, I put a soybean in the envelope.
The pastor thought, "Three soybeans in 30 years ...
That's not bad.
So, what's the $30 for?"
His wife said ...
"Well, when soybeans hit $10 a bushel, I decided to sell"