Three soybeans ...

 

A Pastor was going through his wife's desk drawer and discovered an envelope with 3 soybeans and $30 in cash.

 

So he asker about it.

 

The wife said, "Well I have to confess. 

 

Over the last 30 years, every time you preached a poor sermon, I put a soybean in the envelope.

 

The pastor thought, "Three soybeans in 30 years ...

That's not bad.

 

So, what's the $30 for?"

 

His wife said ...

 

"Well, when soybeans hit $10 a bushel, I decided to sell"