Marine who is blind ...

 

 

An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.

 

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.

 

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

 

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

 

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,

 

'Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

 

The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

 

The bouncer is a blonde girl.

 

I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

 

The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

 

The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

 

Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'

 

The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,
'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'