Two Ladies Talking in Heaven

 

 1st Lady:  Hi, Wanda

 

 2nd Lady:  Hi, Sylvia !  How did you die ?

 

 1st Lady:  I froze to death.

 

 2nd Lady:  How horrible !

 

 1st Lady:  It wasn't so bad.  After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death.  What about you ?

 

 2nd Lady:  I died of a massive heart attack.  I suspected that my husband was cheating, so came home early to catch him in the act.  But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

 

 1st Lady:  So, what happened ?

 

 2nd Lady:  I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.  I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement.  Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.  I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a hear attack and died.

 

 1st Lady:  Too Bad you didn't look in the freezer …

                  We'd both still be alive !